By Torpedo Or Crohns Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Fsleeping late i hear the sad horns

of labor truck sigh

my neighbor walks by

high Amheels click dry

like half a proud horse downbrook

i hear somebody's babbling i mistook

for a Fcavalry whispering victory

to the sparks in their kindling

but but all their green wood's wet and unAmmet

as of yet by the gases of flame

pressing again the pending physics

of my passed down last name

A♯living in the tear between two spaces condemned

in one of the many places

you're not i am

Dmhiding from my friends in the bathroom at thrift town

to write this tune down.

FdunAm dunA♯ dunDm etc

(it just doesn't stop)

Ftoday after lunch, i got sick and blew chunks

all over my new shoes in the lot behind whole foods

this is a Amnew kind of blues, and what about losing

limb or loved one in a duel, dissatisfies you or seems A♯just

as a kid i did not shit my pants much,

why start now with this stuff

and man i do not bluff

second Fcaller gets bit by a dog or jeff dahmer

kisses or stitches, no mitt for these pitches

liggity A♯lone pone one, master of the cheap pun,

if i'm not raw i'm just a bit underdone

but Dmi'd be okay cool as a rail

if they'd just let us have health food in hell

FdunAm dunA♯ etcDm it just doesnt stop

good heavens, bacFkground radiation

and the black arts of waiting

not the same since i

switched my hair part and started shaving

got Amhexed my hidden hair gone corners

oh i'll never be a joiner

life long local foreigner i

raw A♯lung homegrown fake in co-ed naked choir

second tenor highest riser blessed clever compromiser

yeah Fi'll be proudly mouthing watermelon every song

i put the phone to my ear

but all's i hears a dial tone

will they A♯map my skull and wrap my bones

when my wig is gone, hmmm?

i'll go unknown by torpedo or crohns

only those Dmevil live to see

their own likeness in stone

FdunAm dunA♯, etDmc, it just doesnt stop

i cant decide

while i'm aFlive i'll feel alive

and what's nextAm

i guess i'll know when i've gotten there

well i'm A♯alive, i'll feel alive

and what's nextDm

i guess i'll know when i've gotten there

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