Standard (EADGBE)

Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah

More afraid of you than you are of me

but if you leave some food out on the porch

I might stay until theres nothing left to eat.

I'd be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school

if I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville

Break

Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest

has a whole as big as the one in my pockets

I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest

But hell, you kissed like a rocket

I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom

if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that

didn't have a bedroom

Hey hey hey

hey hey hey hey hey

hey hey hey