Standard (EADGBE)

Verse i

In case you were wondering

I can't get comfortable in my own skin

But it was bound to happen

In case you were wondering,

I'm twenty three and avoiding the bar scene,

Lycra pants, and designer jeans.

In case you were wondering,

I'm staying in.

I won't smell like cheap perfume or cigarettes tonight.

And every word that I said got drowned out

by a dance remix of a pop song I don't care about.

In case you forgot how bad I've been down,

just ask around 'cause you know this town loves to run its mouth.

Chorus

Say, say you'll stay in with me today.

Say, say you'll stay.

'Cause you won't find me on the north Jersey club scene

With the Girls Gone Wild B-team.

I don't need to pump my fist to look sweet.

Verse ii

In case you were wondering,

I promised myself that I would try to be more social at parties.

Can someone tell these kids liking the rain no longer counts as an idiosyncrasy.

In fact, I think that Rupert Holmes wrote a song about it in the '70s.

And consequently, he also saved the Pina Colada industry

Chorus

Say, say, say, say you'll stay.

Say, say, say, say you'll stay.

VERSE III/OUTRO

I can't believe I ended up here again

watching this terrible band play songs I hate in the basement.

I can't believe that I got stuck here again

while the kid with the dreads tells me he's smarter on acid.

I can't believe that I'm not finding a way so just say.