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Verse 1

She refused an epidural

Hoping for a girl

Doctor looked into her big blue eyes

She said doc how’d I do

Doc didn’t say coochi coo

He said ma’am you done birthed the antichrist

Chorus

Screaming and a-cussing from that hospital bed

She should have watched the words she said

She screamed Goddammit

Lord Goddammit

She screamed Goddammit

Annie Dhydde

Verse 2

That little boy was really bad

Baddest boy she ever had

On account of him being the antichrist and all

He about drove her up the wall

She drove out to the mall

And to Walgreens where she bought Tylenol