Woodbox Gang - Family Night Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
         
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Verse 1

AWell it was family night up at the Johnson place Where they sit around the table andE talk about theAir day AIt’s said to be a common activity Among today’s tight knitE faAmilies AMr. Johnson turned to his eldest son Curious to find out theE work heA’d done AAnd he was proud to tell his old man About his work as aE saAlesman ASon let me give you some fatherly advice You gotta be careful around thatE anAhydrous AWell you’re bound to make more than a brain surgeon Selling crystal methEamphAetamines

Chorus

Well it’sE family night eveArybody get together We’re aD family by gAod birds of a feather It’sE family night we’ll makeA a joyful noise DMommies and daddiesA girls and boys

Verse 2

Mr. Johnson turned to his only daughter She turned to her alleged father Daughter how’s the sixth grade treating you And tell me when is the baby due Daddy it’ll be coming out this fall I feed him good drugs and alcohol Little Johnny won’t take me for a wife ‘Cause he won’t drop out though I’m pro-life

Verse 3

Mr. Johnson turned to his other son Who wears black clothes and plays with guns He didn’t want to talk to his dad Till Mr. Johnson lit the last joint he had Dad all the kids make fun of me ‘Cause I ain’t lost my virginity Son let me tell you after dinner Take twenty dollars over to the senior center

Verse 4

Daddy where is mommy dearest Is she not here ‘cause she doesn’t love us No kids your momma’s out working hard Selling lap dances at a frat boy bar

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