Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I know a fella who was a real sharp dresser

Used a shotgun for a tongue depressor

Chewed up tobacco wouldn't you know

Juiced it up right and plugged up the hole

Chorus

Wrap a half yard of ribbon around your leg

And dance like your stepping on soft boiled eggs

Ooh baby, stepping on em all night long

Verse 2

Well he'd clap his hands and stomp out of time

Did the jellybean rag drinking tater wine

If the union scabs crossed the line

Your brains would be boiling in turpentine

Verse 3

I know a fella was a mighty man

With a Molotov cocktail and a farmer's tan

Had a Tommy gun and a black sedan

Well he up and shot the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

Verse 4

With the gamecocks sparring out in the barn

And a pecked up following him through the yard

Whiskey was illegal gave his money away

And swinging from the gallows on his dying day