Standard (EADGBE)


Chords used:



No we ain't gonna take it

unless it's from a doverman

pincher Ladies and gentlemen


for your listening pleasure

Blinkgooey gooey goo)

D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 1

Passively one day as the

sun rose out of it's house

So did this little old guy as

he whistled out of his mouth

And happily and gay Well

I guess not exactly that

Because he found a special girl

That put him in a special trance

Chorus 1

He fell in love so quickly

What the hell was he to expect

That the girl under his

arm wasn't the same

As any other girl That he

had thought that he once met

I guess you could only blame fate


D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 2

Things started getting

weird as they started to

kiss She often felt his

beard and remembered

how her father she'd missed

And then quietly one day

He sang a song from

deep within his heart

Causing some ingestion

He finished with a

great big fart and

Chorus 2

She knew at that one moment

That song was something

she'd heard before

So she asked him

to do it again

Then out the door they hurried

She was gonna find out for sure

So she analyzed his rear end

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She said When I was a little

girl my dad left my mom

He used to always fart and

sing this special song

Now I wasn't quite so sure

until your pants did fall

Cause now I know that you're my

dad because you use ben wah balls

I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah

Wah wah-wah-wah wah

ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah

Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls


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