Bo Burnham - Ironic Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
4
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
2
1
3
4
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
DMy dog's stomach wasA very upset, DSo I put him in the car Aand we went to the vet. DAnd on our way to theA vet, I killed a catD. A D I said isn't that ironicD? A D DI adopted a child from Aover seas, Dto rescue him from child labor Afactories, AndD on his very first Abirthday we went to Build-A-Bear WorkshoDp.A D
iDsn't that Aironic D

D G D A

I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
DA water-park is Gburnt to the ground, DAnd a toe-truck has Abroken down. DI always use to Acry when I laughed, Dand then I was malested by a clown. D G D A Isn't that ironic?D A D

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I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...

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