Life Is Excellent Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CLife is Fexcellent

CThe tapwater tastes like Fexcrement

AmThe skies rain pCoison

FBut I've got to pay the rent

CThere's no litFter here

CIt's only littFer where

AmThere's no cConcrete

FIt's a rule

They've got a lot of gall

To put a shopping mall

Where we once had

Everything

(Chorus)

I wasn't expecting it

But I had to pay the rent

Got a job

But don't want that job

Cheesy orange smell

Like cones on the road to hell

Is it poison, is it food

Will it sell?

(Chorus)

I like my glowing box and

I like my showers hot

But you can't take the kill out of

kilowatt

I know that talk is cheap

I know that I am weak

But I'd like to be

Around next week

and I don't think there's enough plastique

(Chorus)

Stay groovy and keep on rockin' because Life Is Excellent.