Wrong Hole Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Em C G D

at the end we go like Fm#-D-A-E

I Em took her on a C date, things G seemed so D bright

I Em knew i would not C need my G youporn D tonight

We Em go to her C place and we G fool D around

We Em throw all our C clothes G ... to the D ground

Em We C begin as she G turns out the D lights

I Em start but feel C something so G extra D tight

I Em hear your C cry, i G see her D frown

I Em look at the C condom, it G is all D brown

Chorus

Em Last Night. C oooo

I G stuck it in the wrong D hole

Em I'm so sorry, C oooo

from the G bottom of my D soul

....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Em Try some preparCation H it'll G make you feel D better

Em In my defCense those holes are G so close togDether

Em Oh baby Cbaby don't Gfeel deDfiled

it's a Em common acciCdent during G doggy Dstyle

Em It was so C dark I couldn't G see so D good

I Em had no C idea where i G put my D wood

I Em want to make things C better want to G make things D alright

If you Em want you can put on a C strap on and give it back to G me all D night

I'd rather if she didn't)

Chorus

Bridge

I Em never ever want to C make you feel hurting

I G guess thats why God made that hole D not for inserting

Em Tell me how you feel, baby C please don't pause

Now I G know how they feel in that D HBO show OZ

Em Maybe take some advit, C your pain it will fix

From the G way you are walking, you can comDpete in the special olympics

Em If this was Alabama we would C be on trial,

Thats how my D mom took my temperature as a D child

Verse

I've Em got a conC festoon, and I G think you don't D mind

Em I kinda C liked when you G put it in my D behind

Em I don't know C baby, I'm no G SodoDmite

Em Can't we just C try it G again toDnight

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Alright!

Chorus

Fm# Every night D oooo

I A stick it in the wrong E hole

Fm# It's so much fun, D oooo

and we A don't need no birth conEtrol

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.