Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee

Verse 2

like 1st verse)

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

Ain't it thrillin'

That he's so willin' for makin' whoopee

Verse 3

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

See what a year can bring

Verse 4

like 1st verse)

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks,

Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee

Verse 5

like 1st verse)

Another year, maybe less

What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?

She feels neglected, and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

Verse 6

like 1st verse)

She sits alone,

Most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he's busy,

But she says, "Is he?"

He's makin' whoopee

Verse 7

like 3rd verse)

Now he doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You'll pay six to her."

Verse 8

like 1st verse)

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail.

You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee."

Yeah, you better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Then makin' whoopee

End Chord: F