Standard (EADGBE)

(Bret)Im the mother-flippin

Rhymenoceros, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and i'm horny

(Jermaine)He's horny

If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, coz if i hit you with my flow the

rhino stanmpede

i'm not just wild im trained - domesticated

i was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

and subsequently procreated

thats how it goes heres the hiphopopotamus, the hiphop hippo

(Jermaine)

They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless..

(Bret)

Sometimes, my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Mrs Johnson that was very

good night

sometimes they're obscene like in pornographic R18 dreams about bitches in a stream of

ha ha ha!

(Jermaine)

They call me the hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phospherous, popping of the top of

oesophagus, rockin this metropolis

i'm not a large water dwelling mammal from africa, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that per chance?

Steve..

(Bret)

My rhymes and records they dont get played

because my records and rhymes they dont get made

and if you rap like me you dont get paid

and if you roll like me you dont get laid

(Jermaine)

my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches at home should know im

to correct this

(Bret)

Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy

(both)

why? w-why? Why exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback..please..why?

(Bret)

Wha.coz i rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea

(both)

There aint no party like my grannys tea party, hey, ho

Im the mother flippin x8