Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik Chords

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And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts

Over (Spoken)

Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .

Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo

on, but . . .

Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so

obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .

ends with B7

I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .

Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls

Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik


( ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue

My dick is a monster Give me your heart

Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art

My dick is a Harley you kick it to start

Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part

My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit

Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!

Into Latex Sauna Beef


Mud Shark