Standard (EADGBE)
What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball
You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place
In New York City, NO SHIT!
How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too?
Well now, what did you have in mind?
Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn . . .
An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!
Well, it gets me so hot I could scream
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER,
ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens
Therell be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????!
(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of groupie)
Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star
These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts!
Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week
With a bullet! with a bullet!
Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
A young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me,
ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?
Stop
wanna split right away?
Not so fast, you silly boy . there's one thing I gotta say
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts