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Some girls I know are going out tonight
i might join em if the mood strikes
but i can see me carrying my shoes by the end of the night
they spend so long painting on their faces
only to end up with it dripping down their dresses
and lookin real classy while they cry and fall in public places
but I guess im pretty boring for a twenty-one year old
coz I get my kicks from staying at home
watching bad tv with the cat in my lap
and go to bed before 9:30
yes I guess im pretty boring
and No it doesnt sound like fun
and I wont argue im the worst at being 21
but you can have your hangovers
and your drugs that'll kill you dead
yes im happy being 80 when im twenty one
why would I get up and leave the house
when here at home I got a perfectly good couch
and a home cooked meal and a remote
thats what i'm talkin' about
dont get me wrong I love a cold corona
but only two coz im the designated driver
there aint nothing wrong with being able to have fun sober
but I guess im pretty boring for a twenty-one year old
coz I get my kicks from staying at home
watching bad tv with the cat in my lap
and go to bed before 9:30
yes I guess im pretty boring
and No it doesnt sound like fun
and I wont argue im the worst at being 21
but you can have your stomach pumped
and your drugs that'll kill you dead
yes im happy being 80 when im twenty one
when im twenty-one
ooh ooh
sure you got some pretty funny stories
and I enjoy hearing the next morning
but me and my cat, we rocked out harder
yeah we watched devil wears prada
but I guess im pretty boring for a twenty-one year old
coz I get my kicks from staying at home
watching bad tv with the cat in my lap
and go to bed before 9:30
yes I guess im pretty boring
and No it doesnt sound like fun
and I wont argue im the worst at being 21
but you can have your hangovers
and your drugs that'll kill you dead
yes im happy being 80
oh yeah im a really interesting lady
im happy being 80 when im twenty-one