Standard (EADGBE)
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother goes down for Egyptians
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
They say that Viagra from Pfizer
can turn a limp dick into a geyser
But when I want my cock
as hard as a rock
I just chug down a couple Budweiser's
[Extra riffs and chorus']
Ya ya ya ya
Your grandma ran over her nipple
with her wheelchair
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin
who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
So I ate her and ate her
but just one hour later
I felt like eating her again
Ya ya ya ya
Your sister's nasal swab
came back positive for jizz
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
I once picked up an eerie geek
whose financial condition
was obviously bleak
After swallowing my goo
she said "mmm, thank you
that's the first hot meal
I've had in a week"
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother's cunt's as dry as
her Thanksgiving turkey
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a young lady from Decatur
who was laid by a big alligator
Now nobody knew
the result of that screw
Cause after he laid her he ate her
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother played dead
till the dog was done
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
The Buffalo Bills are
starting to look scary
Cause they still haven't
popped the victory cherry
But I'm starting to get tense
cause Buffalo's defense
breaks down more than Mariah Carey
Ya ya ya ya
Your mother licks cow cum
off fence posts
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Waltz me around by my willy
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt
I would fuck it"
Ya ya ya ya
Your father left his
dick print in the meatloaf
So sing me another verse
worse than the other verse
Dance on my balls till I'm silly