Standard (EADGBE)


Heya Tom, it’s Bob.. from the office down the hall

Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?

Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now

I really wish you’d let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die.. screaming


All we want to do is eat your brains

(F/ )

We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

(F/ )

We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

[verse, chords as above]

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns

And then you’ll have to make the call

I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly

[repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]

We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me

I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am

I guess I am

[verse, chords as above]

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up

I know we’ll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors

I guess we’ll table this for now

I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell

And we’ll put this thing to bed

When I bash your head.. open

[repeat first chorus]