Re: Your BrainsJonathan CoultonChords

Verse

Am Heya Tom, it’s FBob.. from the Coffice down the Chall Cmaj7

Am Good to see you Fbuddy, how’ve you Gbeen?

Fdim Things have been OK for meAm except that I’m aAm7 zombie nowD7

 I really wish you’d let us Gin

 I Fthink I speak for Call of us when I E7say I underAmstand

 WhFy you folks might Chesitate to submiE7t to our deAmmand

 But Fhere’s an FYI: Fmyou’re all gonna die.. screaming

Chorus

CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G

  C G F (F/E F F/E F) G

We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes

CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G

  Am Em F (F/E F F/E F F/E)

We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

 If you Fopen F/Eup the Dmdoors

FWe’ll all F/Ecome inFside and Geat your Cbrains

[verse, chords as above]

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns

And then you’ll have to make the call

I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly

[repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]

FWe’ll all F/Ecome inFside and Geat your A♭brains

 I’d like to E♭help you Tom, in C♯dimany way I C♯can

 I sure apC♯mpreciate the way you’re working A♭with me

 I’m not a E♭monster Tom, well, tC♯dimechnically I Fmam

 I guess I Cam

[verse, chords as above]

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up

I know we’ll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors

I guess we’ll table this for now

I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell

And we’ll put this thing to bed

When I bash your head.. open

[repeat first chorus]