Standard (EADGBE)

To the motherfu*** douchebags, tonight

Do you know where to find marble conference tables?

I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though.

Fur pillows... are hard to actually sleep on

Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

Classical music is tight, yo

I make awesome decisions in bike stores

French fries are the devil...

Black is the new black

I love mee!

That's it, enjoy