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She's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mango twist,

complection like a pizza with warts and moles and zits

and just to even say her name you've gotta be half pissed

cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mango twist.

when she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth

and when thay brought her home they wouldn't let her in the house

And as she grew, it's sad to say she just grew uglier,

They tied some snaggs around her neck so the dog would play with her.

before she went to school each day they had to iron her face,

she'd get the cuts for comin early, and merit points for comin late.

And they had her portrait painted in six diffrent shades of shit,

cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist.

She's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist,

including her own mum and dad she's never yet been kissed.

And just to even say her name you've gotta be half pissed,

cause she's a super mega fugly with a mouldy mung bean twist.