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Samuel and Rosella, both were 82 years old

sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled

and all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging

from dialect to fashion, the state of affairs

absolutely clashin' with the world that was theirs

"I don't understand these kids today," said Rose.

"Yeah," responded Sam, "Take a look at this boy's clothes."

The young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic.

Samuel and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed.

They closed their umbrella and rammed it through his chest.

Samuel and Rosella

they hate your generation

....with such determination

Samuel and Rosella

they are disgusted, knowing

how wrong this world is going

a fact they don't mind showing

(bass )

in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall

and off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

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