Standard (EADGBE)


, with this riff:

See them on the big bright screen

tan and blonde and seventeen

eating non-food keeps them mean

but they're young forever

if they must grow up

they marry dukes and earls

I hate California girls

They ain't broke so they put on airs

the faux folks sans derrieres

they breathe coke and they have affairs

with each passing rock star

they come on like squares

then get off like squirrels

I hate California girls

(with riff)

then Bridge:

Looking down their perfect noses

at me and my kind

do they think we won't-

well nevermind

laughing through their perfect teeth

at everyone I know

do they think we won't

get up and go


I have planned my grand attacks

I will stand behind their backs

with my brand-new battle-axe

then will they taste my wrath?

They will hear me say

as the pavement whirls

"I hate California girls.."