Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

1st verse

The first sin that I once told

Was to my parents at ten years old

I stole somethin' I'll admit it

But not to priests or crucifixes

Me and my best friend Chris

We built our alibis from bricks

And when we were questioned we just read our scripts

"I didn't do it"

2nd verse

The first crime I did commit

Was mischief night with my friend Chris

We packed our bags with toilet paper,

Bars of soap, and egg containers

And we targeted everyone who ever seemed to do us wrong

Oh how the time turns on

1st Chorus

And maybe Einstein can express

The formulaic mysteries of time

But I've lost the time

And maybe Kafka was a writer

But I've been living like my name is Samsa

3rd verse

The first night I got my fix

Was with my brother and my friend Chris

We stole my mothers Smirnoff vodka

Mixed it with some cans of Fresca

We learned how our parents lived

And found that we were good at it

Meet me at the bottom or in between

2nd chorus

And maybe Einstein can express

The formulaic mysteries of time

But I've lost the time

And maybe Kafka was a writer

But I've been living like my name is Samsa

Outro [2x]

See you in hell

I'll see ya when I see ya

See you in hell

I'll see ya when I see ya

//let Dsus2* ring at the end

have fun! :D