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Well i'm not the kind to kiss and tell

But I've been seen with Farrah

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Field

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death defying life I lead

I'll take my chances

I'd die for living in the movies and T.V

But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall buiding

I might roll a brand new car

Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

Made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school

But I've taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey

I've gotten burned over sheryl teagues

Blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

Makes Eastwood look so fine