Standard (EADGBE)
I got my pasta sauce but Im in a hurry,
Its my favorite Rague; just wanna sturry-sturry-sturry.
Boilin water isnt fun when youre at the top
Of a huge frickin mountain least there aint no cops
To see me partake of my illegal confections;
I got all the grains broken down nta separate sections.
I dont like whole wheat, its not delectable
All its good for is a dust collectible.
Chorus
Now, Pasta is full of carbohydrates;
Its not easily broken down...
Pasta is full of carbohydrates;
Its not easily broken down...by enzymes.
Bowtie, angel hair, and tortellini;
Best teacher in school was Mista Feeney:
Greatest character from Boy Meets World;
Always showed me how that pasta twirld.
Ylike that reference? Then ylike these, too:
Such as Rugrats, Catdog, and Scooby doo-oo-oo.
Theyre all cartoons, this I know;
But they all taught me how that pasta flow
Chorus
(Breakdown)
While I'm writin' this song, I sees a tree,
There's a flower ova there and a little bee-ee-ee.
The grass is green and there's some bricks,
There's a puddle of mud and a pile of sticks.
Chorus x2
(last line of chorus:
It's not easily broken down by...enzymes)
Then Play Song of Storms from Zelda Ocarina of Time