Standard (EADGBE)

I got my pasta sauce but I’m in a hurry,

It’s my favorite Rague; just wanna sturry-sturry-sturry.

Boilin’ water isn’t fun when you’re at the top

Of a huge frickin’ mountain ‘least there ain’t no cops

To see me partake of my illegal confections;

I got all the grains broken down n’ta separate sections.

I don’t like whole wheat, it’s not delectable

All it’s good for is a dust collectible.

Chorus

Now, Pasta is full of carbohydrates;

It’s not easily broken down...

Pasta is full of carbohydrates;

It’s not easily broken down...by enzymes.

Bowtie, angel hair, and tortellini;

Best teacher in school was Mista Feeney:

Greatest character from Boy Meets World;

Always showed me how that pasta twirl’d.

Y’like that reference? Then y’like these, too:

Such as Rugrats, Catdog, and Scooby doo-oo-oo.

They’re all cartoons, this I know;

But they all taught me how that pasta flow

Chorus

(Breakdown)

While I'm writin' this song, I sees a tree,

There's a flower ova there and a little bee-ee-ee.

The grass is green and there's some bricks,

There's a puddle of mud and a pile of sticks.

Chorus x2

(last line of chorus:

It's not easily broken down by...enzymes)

Then Play Song of Storms from Zelda Ocarina of Time