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Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada.

Camp is very entertaining,

and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy...he developed poison ivy.

You remember Leonard Skinner?

He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters,

And the lake has alligators.

And the head coach wants no sissies,

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Now I don't want, this should scare ya,

But my bunkmate has malaria.

You remember Jeffrey Hardy?

They're about to organize a searching party.

Chorus

Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home,

I hate Grenada.

Don't leave me out in the forest,

where I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise

or mess the house with

oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay,

I've been here one, whole, day.

Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,

How's my precious little bruddah?

Let me come home if ya miss me

I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,

Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,

Playing baseball, gee that's better,

Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.