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All Hallows' Eve's upon us, The witching hour once more
Bonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door
Throwing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun
Never stick a foreign object up yer bum
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens
Trick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat
Better give us money Missus or we'll dump on your doormat
Bobbin' apples, Shaggin' cows, There's games for old and young
But don't stick a foreign object up your bum ( all together)
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens Ye-hew
INST: AS VERSE
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens
Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there
KABOOM, Jaysus