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All Hallows' Eve's upon us, The witching hour once more

Bonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door

Throwing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun

Never stick a foreign object up yer bum

No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween

It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene

You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween

'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

Trick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat

Better give us money Missus or we'll dump on your doormat

Bobbin' apples, Shaggin' cows, There's games for old and young

But don't stick a foreign object up your bum ( all together)

No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween

It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene

You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween

'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens Ye-hew

INST: AS VERSE

No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween

It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene

You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween

'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there

KABOOM, Jaysus