Halloween Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 All HalGlows' Eve's uEmpon us, The witCching hour once mDore

 BonGfires are a-buEmrning, Kids knoCcking on the doDor

 Throwing hedgGehogs on the boEmnfire, And dressing Cup is lots of fDun

 Never stCick a foreign obDject up yer bGum C G

 No you should neGver shove a bEmanger up yer aCrse on HallDoween

 It's not clGever, It's not fEmunny, Some thCink it's quite obsDcene

 You should neGver shove a baEmnger up your aCrse on HallDoween

 'Cause you'll oCnly blow yer hDole to smithGereeCns G

 TrGick or treating, PEmumkin eating, ScCary witches cDat

 BeGtter give us mEmoney Missus or we'll dCump on your dooDrmat

 BoGbbin' apples, ShEmaggin' cows, There's gaCmes for old and yoDung

 But don't stCick a foreign objDect up your bGum C G ( all together)

 No you should neGver shove a bEmanger up yer aCrse on HallDoween

 It's not clGever, It's not fEmunny, Some thCink it's quite obsDcene

 You should neGver shove a bEmanger up your aCrse on HallDoween

 'Cause you'll oCnly blow yer hDole to smitGhereCensG Ye-hew

INST: AS VERSE

 No you should neGver shove a bEmanger up yer aCrse on HallDoween

 It's not clGever, It's not fEmunny, Some thCink it's quite obsDcene

 You should neGver shove a bEmanger up your aCrse on HalDloween

 'Cause you'll oCnly blow yer hDole to smitGhereCensG

Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there

KABOOM, Jaysus