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Verse

If we're talking about love, Then I have to tell you

Dear readers: I'm not sure where I'm headed, I've gotten lost before

Pre-chorus

I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor

Chorus

Late afternoon the house is hot

I started, I jumped up

Everyone hates a bore, Everybody hates a drunk

Verse

This may be a lip invention

Professors muddled in their intent

To try to rope in followers

To float they're malcontent

Pre-chorus

As for this, reader, I'm already spent

Chorus

Late afternoon the house is hot

I started, I jumped up

Everyone hates a sad professor, I hate where I wound up

Bridge

Verse

Dear readers, my apologies

I drifted in and out of sleep

Long silence presents the tragedies of love

Look the age, get afraid. The surface hazy with

attendant thoughts

Prechorus

A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks

Chorus

Late afternoon the house is hot

I started a chapter. Everyone hates a bore

Everybody hates a drunk. Everyone hates a sad professor

I hate where I wound up, I hate where I wound up