Standard (EADGBE)

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done

Put a blood blister upon each bun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I’d love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkeys butt

Give your home phone number to some perverted nut

Tell everybody whatcha really weight and just for fun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come

Put a blood blister upon each bun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I’d love to kick your poodle, I’d love to sling your cat

Bust your Yanni CD’s with a baseball bat

Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying nun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come

Put a blood blister upon each bun

I’d like to pot Sally Fields right square in the ass

With a Red Rider BB gun.