Marry Me Tomorrow Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G = 320003

C = X32010

D = X54030

Verse 1

GShe caClls me Dup wheGn she's feelingC gay D G C D G C D

Tries to make me come down like she does every day

When I get to her door she says, "No one's at home"

Says, "I don't want you here but don't leave me alone"

She says, "I hate you, I love you, I'm sick

I'm queer, you're here, let's frolic

CMarry me tDomorrow" G C D G C D

Verse 2

She comes up to my door and she's got nothing on

She stares blankly at me, I stare blankly at her

She eats nothing but fruit, I eat nothing but her

So I pull up her panties and she starts to shiver

And says, "It's cold out, I'm naked, don't touch me

I hate you, I love you, please hold me

Marry me tomorrow"

Verse 3

She plays sports in the winter and I hate the snow

Tried to take her away but she wouldn't go

She says, "Everything's here I need, don't go away

'Cause if you leave me I'll have nothing"

She says, "Don't leave me, stay with me, hello

Goodbye, just die, but don't go

Marry me tomorrow"

Verse 4

She pisses me off when I'm already pissed

And she kisses me when I don't wanna be kissed

But the sides of her cheeks taste like strawberry bliss

And her tongue makes me dream of longing to be her lisp

She says nothing

She just kisses me and says,

"Marry me tomorrow"