Standard (EADGBE)

Say that I'm a silly so and so

Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool

Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still love you so

I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I know that I embarass you sometimes

Like when I threw your mom into the pool

I yell a lot And you can't understand a word I say

But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I remember the night we met

It was in a laundromat

You came into to wash your feet

She was eating a pile of meat

And that as they say was that

Oh...

At the moment I am indisposed

But when and if someday I get set free

We'll find a little cottage With a swingset and a slide

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be