Standard (EADGBE)

He~s just a stereotype

He drinks his aging wines

He has girls every night

And he doesn~t really exist

Aaah....

He spends his weekends with whatever floats

He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke

He wants to stay out, he doesn~t want to go home

Till his prickly fingers are stuck down his throat

He~s just a stereotype

He drinks his aging wines

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to this ever hour

Aaah....

He drank his fiancee when he went his peak

The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks

He wants to go out but he has to stay home

So he watches colour TV on his own

He~s just a stereotype

He drinks his aging wines

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to his stereo

The toplets are finished

The cure is complete

He hasn~t had a drink for se-ve-en-teen weeks

Se-venteen punks to li-mit his night

Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight

The polices chase him through a dark rainy night

The rest of... with flashing lights

His mom~s waking up, she hopes he~s alright

But he~s wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night

He~s just a stereotype

He drinks his aging wines

He has girls every night

And he doesn~t really exist

Aaah....

About the bridge, I think I am pretty close. It is just too weird. Anyway,

to make this more understandable, here i the way how I play the chords:

C# x 4 3 0 2 x <--- notice that this is not really the C# chord