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Intro

Verse 1

PICKED [Figure 1]

She gotta smile, yeah, She gotta smile

And she's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across the bar

And I know that it's meant to be

She gotta walk, ooh, she walkin' over

And I think it could be my day

She gotta ... friend. Eeeew, she's got a friend

Pre-chorus 1

STRUMMED

Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!

Oh God there's always one!

(Big fat friend!)

To spoil my fucking fun!

Chorus 1

STRUMMED

Well baby, baby, baby, if it's boots you wanna knock

Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the cock...

Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend

But I cannot compete... with your Big Fat Friend

Interlude

Verse 2

PICKED [Figure 2]

So Big Fat Friend.. Ah, we meet again

You won't leave her alone, no

You roll your eyes; make sarcastic comments

While your suckin' on that chicken bone, yeah!

Verse 2

Continued): STRUMMED

But that's okay

You think you've won the battle

But I tend to dissagree

See, I know you

And your Achilles Heel

And he's standing next to me

My Non-Discriminating Friend

Pre-chorus 2

STRUMMED

So what that you're a cow?

(Non-Discriminating Friend!)

I'll fuck you any how...

Chorus 2

STRUMMED

I know he's no looker and he's had a couple o' rounds

But with every shot of Jäger, hey, you loose a couple o' pounds...

Now baby, baby, baby bring the evening to an end

Just you and me and my pal, and your Big Fat friend!

Outro