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Verse 1

It’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait

It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state

The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great

I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...

Chorus 1

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

I shouldn’t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack

And now I wait

Verse 2

My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat

I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat”

At least I’ll never worry about getting... fat

(stop) N/

I should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that!

Chorus 2

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack

And now I wait…

Verse 3

Is it over, will my jersey be retired?

Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?

Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?

N/

Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?

Chorus 3

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

Eating assholes shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac

Waiting for my AIDS test to come back

If I’m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably

Interlude

Bridge

Boys and girls, don't be nieve - take it from your Uncle Steve

AIDS cares not whom it affects; caught from unprotected sex

Sharing needles, blood or spit, or piss or semen, even shit

From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats

From monkey bites and uncooked meats

From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair

From certain children in daycare

From drinking water, breathing air

I tell you, AIDS is everywhere (!)

PRE-OUTRO:

Oh God, I can't take anymore!

I think I'll run right out that door!

But wait, the nurse comes straight away!

Tell me, what does my test say...?

Outro

I’m okay!

I’m okay!

I’m okay!

It’s just chlamydia...

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