Tim Hawkins - Colonoscopy Song Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Intro

Am Dm E Am 2x

Verse 1

AmYou have some lovely children and a lovely wife, Dm EYou have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life, Am AmBut you knew the day was coming, DmIt was always meant to be. AmThe doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! E Am

Chorus

DmOh colon colon colonoscopy Am EA wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agree Am DmNumbers up it time to take one for the team Am EIts right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.Am

Verse 2

AmThere is some preparation that you should know about, Dm EYou have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you oAmut, AmThey take a certain instrument to look around insideDm, EAnd honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy rideAm!

Chorus 2

DmOh colon colon colonoscopAmy, EA wonderful procedure to help prevent diseaseAm, DmStay close to a bathroom, AmCareful when you sneeze, EYou cant get away from colonoscopy! Am

Verse 3

AmIts not a lot of pleasure DmIts not a lot of fun, EBut now your turning 40 so you know it must be doneAm, AmIts not an ordinary, typicaDml exam! EYou lay down on the table then TAmHANK you ma’am!

Chorus 3

DmOh colon colon cAmolonoscopy EA wonderful procedure as everyonAme can see DmAnd never underestimate Amhow thorough they will be! EIts time to take your medicine colonoscopyAm!

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