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Hey There Delilah

so i went to the store and i was all like, hey you give me a new car. the guy behind dar counter was like whaaaaaat? so i told him i was all like but i got one of them free coupons. he decided i was a retard and that he needed to ignore me. so i showed him the coupon. turns out you ccannot count a stolen credit card as a coupon. apparently you can get arrested for that. apparently the U.S. government wont let me chang my name to squidward.

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