Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

You won't, talk to me,

and you won't, go out with me,

I ask why? and you say,

it's 'cause I work at Subway

Verse 2

You don't like my songs,

and how I, make footlongs,

I don't, know what to say,

'Cause I work at Subway.

Chorus 1

(Tell me why?) I know, I've heard all of your jokes,

(Tell me why?) I know, I still live with my folks,

(Tell me why?) and I'll be thirty-five in May,

and I work at Subway.

Verse 3

You don't, like onions,

and you don't, like Funions,

I know, I wish it wasn't that way.

But, I work at Subway

Chorus 2

(Tell me why?) You tell me I should turn the page,

(Tell me why?) just because I make minimum wage

I'll take you out. But, you'll have to pay,

'Cause I work at Subway!

Bridge

All though I can buy you presents and things,

listen to what I say. (Yeah)

All though I'm a slob, I'll try to get a good job,

as a fry cook at Chick-Fi-La.

Verse 1

You won't, talk to me,

and you won't, go out with me,

I ask why? and you say,

it's 'cause I work at Subway.

'cause I work at Subway.