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Intro

A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade

a saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid

whittled with an exacto-knife plumb right thru my load-bearing wall

im horrified now i could do such a thing

but i thought i saw the singer

ive heard those chimes so many other times

but if i gave in it had to've been

i whupped it out and destroyed my selfish cocoon

since i gave in it had to've been

'n' i gave in , i hope it had to've been

im not an optomist... im not a realist

i might be a sub-realist but i cant substantiate

it was bigger than me and i felt like a sick child

dragged by a donkey thru the myrtle